CARRIE JO HOWE
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Sounds easy... find a guy, marry him, have kids, and get a dog. Do you have the right stuff? Take this quiz to find out:
Q.How long is too long to date before marriage?
A.(girl) After "love at first sight" - 5 days is reasonable.
A.(boy) Using all of his power of concentration and intellect - he cannot comprehend the question.
Q.True or False? All weddings and honeymoons are magazine perfect.
A.True - if you are reading Mad Magazine(R).
Q.True or False? Having three kids is the same amount of work as having one kid.
A.False - having three kids is the same amount of work as rebuilding Pompeii.
Q.True or False? Kids throw up a lot.
A.True.
Q.True or False? Kids only throw up on white carpeting next to barf bucket on floor.
A.True.
Q.True or False? Dogs throw up a lot.
A.True.
Q.True or False? Dogs only throw up on white carpeting next to tile floor.
A.True.
​How did you do? Not too well? Me neither.
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