Sounds easy... find a guy, marry him, have kids, and get a dog. Do you have the right stuff? Take this quiz to find out:
Q.How long is too long to date before marriage?
A.(girl) After "love at first sight" - 5 days is reasonable.
A.(boy) Using all of his power of concentration and intellect - he cannot comprehend the question.
Q.True or False? All weddings and honeymoons are magazine perfect.
A.True - if you are reading Mad Magazine(R).
Q.True or False? Having three kids is the same amount of work as having one kid.
A.False - having three kids is the same amount of work as rebuilding Pompeii.
Q.True or False? Kids throw up a lot.
A.True.
Q.True or False? Kids only throw up on white carpeting next to barf bucket on floor.
A.True.
Q.True or False? Dogs throw up a lot.
A.True.
Q.True or False? Dogs only throw up on white carpeting next to tile floor.
A.True.
How did you do? Not too well? Me neither.
Q.How long is too long to date before marriage?
A.(girl) After "love at first sight" - 5 days is reasonable.
A.(boy) Using all of his power of concentration and intellect - he cannot comprehend the question.
Q.True or False? All weddings and honeymoons are magazine perfect.
A.True - if you are reading Mad Magazine(R).
Q.True or False? Having three kids is the same amount of work as having one kid.
A.False - having three kids is the same amount of work as rebuilding Pompeii.
Q.True or False? Kids throw up a lot.
A.True.
Q.True or False? Kids only throw up on white carpeting next to barf bucket on floor.
A.True.
Q.True or False? Dogs throw up a lot.
A.True.
Q.True or False? Dogs only throw up on white carpeting next to tile floor.
A.True.
How did you do? Not too well? Me neither.